Question: How can I ace my final?
Answer: Well now, there are various ways one can ace a test, however there is only one way in which the “ace-er” deserves the praise, and can truly say that they aced the final….it is a complex idea, one which might seem unnecessary, but I, Uncle Lumpy, am here to tell you it is necessary. Are you ready for the answer, the golden ticket into acing a college final? A knowledge so profound that your life as you know it will never be the same? You sure you’re ready? Okay, here it is. Work and study your badonkadonk off. you know, your caboose, your tuchis, your gluteus maximus, your ASS. WORK YOUR ASS OFF…and you will be rewarded for your hard work.