Q:      SEX? 703 867 1455

A:      Silly question. Youngin’ don’t you know I’ve taken my vows? Not of silence, of course, but of celibacy! I’ve been happily married for nigh on 33 years: to pancakes that is! My Emporium ain’t a place for carnal knolwedge, just art knolwedge. Ain’t you never heard of that there eharmony? Maybe they can help spice up your life in that deparment.

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