Q. If you were a hotdog and you were starving would you eat yourself? I know I would, I’d smother myself¬†¬† in mustard!

A. Well, if I’d been a pancake I’d never been in the situation ‘cos I’da long ago eaten m’self. I’d say though that in such a situation I reckon I’d eat myself–and definitely with mustard… and onions. Or with chili.

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